The Bar/Lounge at Green Valley Ranch Resort and Spa

"The problem is, who are "they"? The place attracts an uncanny mix of characters: the 45-plus Architectural Digest crowd, who favor a more resortlike experience and dig the Italianate architecture, patterned fabrics, and Bubble Bath Concierge; and the 25-40 Wallpaper set, who sex up the eight-acre sandy pool playground by day and the DJ-spinning Whiskey Bar by night"

"If I had my family in tow, a meal at the Original Pancake House or the food court would have been my first choice, but as a solo traveler I was able to try the delicious steaks at the modern-chic restaurant, Hank’s, which also offers a lively piano lounge"

"Join a country-club crowd of conventioneers, locals and families here at this barely sophisticated Mediterranean-style hotel"

"In its third expansion, the former boutique-style resort with the Argentinian cattle baron motif has doubled its guestroom capacity, improved the gambling options, and added a 500-seat entertainment lounge"

"And when you upgrade to one of 80 luxury suites, your square footage increases immensely, from 695 square feet to the behemoth 4,000-square-foot Penthouse, all of which have ultra-comfortable beds, marble bathrooms, and in-room martini bars"