The Pool at Trump International Beach Resort

"Completely bland with no style whatsoever, the Trump International is a folly of massive proportions despite a recent renovation that added a pool and increased the beachfront"

"The lagoon pool is full of waterfalls and palm trees, and there are four on-site restaurants"

"Limited nightlife options, plus two pools and a free kids' club, make it a better fit for families and business travelers than scene-hunting sophisticates"

"And, despite the sea of condos being constructed all around, it boasts a pristine section of beach, overlooked by a lavish grotto-style swimming pool with luxury cabanas"

""Beautiful", "amazing", "superb" -- fans of this beachfront resort echo The Donald's use of superlatives when describing the "large", "lovely" rooms with "spacious" bathrooms and private balconies overlooking the water, and the "excellent" common areas (including "romantic" hot tubs scattered throughout the gardens and "fantastic" outdoor swimming pools); some naysayers gripe the service is "less than satisfactory" at times, but devotees laud the "incredible" scenery and say a stay here is a "once-in-a-lifetime" experience"